Stay tuned for informative and entertaining answers to your zombie-related questions. This page may just save your life.

What's the best way to kill a zombie?
The best way to kill a zombie is to let someone else do it. Yes, that's right, pass the zombie buck. Leave it to those who are skilled with a shotgun or in beheading individuals during hand-to-hand combat. Neither of which is my forte, but I've been to family reunions that have exhibited multiple displays of both. I guess it's just in my blood (and we all know you can't escape family as easily as you can zombies).

If zombies favorite food is brains, what do they like to drink?
Zombies really enjoy washing down a gullet full of brains with a zombitonic. A zombitonic (aka a zomberry) is a very popular drink with zombies. It's a mix of human blood and tonic, shaken to the beat of the Cranberries' "Zombie".

Are there zombies in my neighborhood?
Probably, yes. How can you tell? The most important thing you can do is check Zombie Radar regularly. But even we know that you can't be staring at this website and staring out your windows on the lookout for zombies at the same time, so we've put together a handy dandy How can I tell if there are zombies in my neighborhood? post that you can memorize before you head out into the zombie-trapped dangers of your neighborhood.

Are zombies really all that bad?
Yes, yes they are. The only thing that zombies and I agree on is it's either them or me, and that salad dressing is not a condiment.

Can we all get along?
No. Not when it comes to zombies. Even Gandhi threw down the gauntlet when it came to zombies.
editor's note: keep an eye out for our Gandhi Zombie Quote of the Week coming soon to Zombie Radar.