The Last Buffet
06/26/12Do we really need to wait until they arrive before we realize that they thought Eating Raoul was a home movie?
It won't be beautiful like a Da Vinci. It will never be thought of as a masterpiece or a classic. But it will be a one of a kind, and it will always be remembered. Hell, it will never be forgotten — ever — by those who survive.
I'm not sure where human flesh registers on the food pyramid. I don't know if zombies need their daily allowance of Vitamin H or if cannibalism is just part of the Apocalypse Diet. I'm certain that if you get close enough to one to ask it's too late. If you're lucky they'll eat all of you; otherwise you're just another uninvited dinner guest.
Some of us will run. Some of us will stay and fight. Many of us will be eaten at the Last Buffet.